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10. Thou shalt not covet thy fellow soaper’s soaps. I’m sure they would be happy to sell you some, in the event that you do not wish to make your own.
9. Thou shalt not give false testimony concerning thy fellow soaper’s soaps. Let’s be fair- all handcrafted soap is made with Lye. But if made properly, your competitor’s soap doesn’t have any lye in it, just like yours! And, contrary to a posting I saw last night by a soaper trying to make her product look more safe than another’s, Coconut Oil IS NOT the same thing as Sodium Lauryl Sulfate. There are SO many instances on the net where uninformed people are attempting to inform… But, that’s a topic for another blog.
8. Thou shalt not steal thy neighbor’s beautiful handcrafted soap that they bought from the Natural Bar Soap Company. Please visit www.barsoapnatural or www.thenaturalbarsoapcompany.com to purchase your own!
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery against your handcrafted soap. Once you use it, you can never go back!! Any attempts to purchase or use commercial soaps will be punished!
6. Thou shalt not kill your ugly batches of soap. Chunk them. Shave them. Rebatch them. An ugly batch can be remade into a thing of beauty!
5. Honor thy Mother and thy Father… on their birthdays, Mother’s Day, Father’s Day, Christmas, Veteran’s Day, Groundhog’s Day, etc., by giving them handcrafted soap!
4. Remember the Sabbath Day by keeping it holy (and unstinky!)- Take a bath Saturday night, with handcrafted, Natural Soap! You’ll be squeaky clean for Sunday morning.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of a fellow soaper in vain. Even if they sell more than you, even if their soaps are prettier and smell better, even if you secretly (or publicly) wish theirs was yours.
2. Thou shalt not make soap an idol. Even if the soap really is that good, it would not be proper. Although, allowing it to be part of your daily routine is perfectly acceptable, and your skin will love you for it!
1. Thou Shalt have no other soaps, besides The Natural Bar Soap Company’s soaps!
















